December 2011
5 posts
I think your new years resolution should be to...
I yell “go fish” when I’m playing cards, AND when I’m stuck in fish traffic.
Has anybody ever tried to bring salad into a dressing room?
I’m better than you. In my humble opinion.
The only time I’ll answer a foreign person who says “how you say” is if they’re asking “how you say, do?”
Those were the days. Before adjectives...
WatchDancing like a weirdo :)
AKA ”Expressing myself, at Express.”
I dare you to read every joke.
There’s an elephant outside. But it wasn’t awkward.
The bad news is, we found a suicide note. The good news is, it’s also a Mad Lib!
Why are they called stuffed animals? It’s not like they can eat.
I remember when wicker was invented. They said it couldn’t be done.
I’ve never been to a black tie affair. But me and my loaf of bread have twist tie affairs every...
