garbage in, garbage out. kittens in, don’t let the kittens out!

I thought I saw an infomercial for bongs and then i knew for sure i was high. “If you call now we’ll throw in a box of cookies and a satchel of squirrels!”

Have you heard of whale week? It’s every week. Forever.

If snails turned into zombies, I think we’d all be okay.

Ghost pandas say bamboooo

Contrary to popular belief, a bird makes a terrible wingman. 

I’m so fat I can’t even touch my potatoes. 

9 months ago · 6 notes

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