I don’t ever practice gymnastics with Waldo, because I can never spot him

I studied physics, so yeah I experimented in college.

PETA Pan lived in Never Never Eat Meat Land

I wear a TV on my wrist because i like to watch it.

Having a conversation with a cricket is awkward.

Bird punching isn’t a real sport. It would be an automatic foul anyways.

I’m pretty sure Abraham Lincoln was a unicorn. Why else do you think he wore that giant top hat?! He wasn’t fancy, he was a unicorn.

I support unicef. Anything to help save the unicorns, I’m all about it.

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