The 50th joke post in the year 2011 (I love tumblr)

We have an arcade in my apartment building called The Laundry Room. Worst pinball machines ever.

Mountain Dew was originally called, Big Hill Water.

I spilled my milk, but it was really just a cry for help.

Of course I signed my stuffed animals up for gymnastics.

Never bring a knife to a pillow fight.

My sandwich has won me a lot of awards at sandwich shows. Yep, it’s pure bread.

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